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Ode nam i Milka Babović, ostaje nam sjećanje na šljokice i trostruke aksle o kojima više nitko nikada neće pričati kao ona. Iz 2020. treba trkom izać! Ufilmala san da moramo ostat zdravi i živi samo još do petka, a onda ćemo ka Hajduk ŽV. Crni ovogodišnji niz smrti ima šanse još samo nekoliko dana.

Stiglo nam je i cjepivo, jeeea! Capak je kao patak čak sjeo na prve pošiljke. Koje su pod strogim mjerama predostrožnosti stigle na tajnu adresu. Ne znam zašto je to bilo potrebno, kao da će neko ić krast cjepivo pa ga glavni epidemiolog tijelom brani.

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Znan da ne mogu doć na red za cjepivo tako skoro pa san se nabildala ove godine hranom za imunitet ka nikad, dovlačila san danima u pravilnim razmacima mesinu u frižider. A znan i da me od virusa neće spasit tuka nego medicinsko-stranačka vlast, ali i strategija da ne iden po dućanima zadnji dan kad će, mislila san, bit gužve i širenje aeorosola.

Mora da su svi mislili isto ka ja pa su se pravilno rasporedili i ove godine, prvi put od kad se derneči za Božić, kupovala sam mirno bez stresa. U jednom šoping centru bilo je mjesta za parkirat do mile volje. Odma na ulazu neki lik me "opra" dok sam ruke dezinficirala.

- Gospođo, nemojte to činit, to van je otrov! Virujte mi, pravi o - troov!

Možda on i nije lud kako izgleda, mislim, moraš malo zastat. Iz faktograf.hr neće pisat o ovome, kome da se obratim? Možda ovaj lik zna nešto šta ja ne znam, možda je korporacija u čijem vlasništvu je ovaj šoping centar umjesto dezinficijensa stavila neku prevaru? A možda ću poludit baš zato šta puno mislim da treba zadržat zdrav razum.

Za jedan lipi kruh u kvartovskoj samoposluzi san se dan ranije morala zapisat pa je na Badnjak bila prozivka ka u ambulanti.

- Uziniiić? Je, tu ste – našla me prodavačica na spisku.

- Mala bila peka, je li tako?

A nisam imala probleme ni s darovima. Ove godine svi su moji bližnji dobili tople bičve za po kući, pidžame i tute. Ja san dobila jednu tećicu, to je za oni višak hrane posli ručka jer sve češće nam ostaje. A tek ovih dana, ajme majko. Frižider jedva zatvaramo, a u njemu svih vrsta životinja. Stigla je panceta iz Slavonije, kobasice i patka od iznad Trogira, kokoš iz Pakova Sela, salama iz Hrvaca, teletina i juneća bržola za juvu ko zna odakle, jaja s nekog opegea, mast s farme crnih svinja ne znan ni koje, tegle kiseliša...

Samo treba pogledat na to i jasno je da će ljudska vrsta dobit još koji udarac od životinjske. Osveta "betmena" iz Kine samo je najava. Evo na primjer, ima li šta ljupkije od patkice? Recimo one šta klize po Jadru. Moraš bit zvijer ako se toga ne sjetiš dok joj kidaš vrat za juhu i jetricu za napunit je.

- Ajde, bogareti, ne zajebaji, šta ste mi fini vi gospoda iz grada – čujen prigovor prijateljice sa sela. U njih se klalo i tuklo, rezalo i šivalo, krv se vatala u maštil, sad se dimi ka u paklu. Fale in samo rogovi dok side oko komina. Kažu, dim će rastirat viruse.

Darivanje kroz prozor

- A ne mogu nan ni doć neznalice iz grada jer nemaju ausvajse, nikad nan nije bilo lipše – govori mi prijateljica Anđa Vlajna.

A vi'š, meni fali ljudi. Mi doma samo šta nismo počeli lajat i vrtit repom ka pas kad nan neko pozvoni na vrata. Doša mi je brat na Badnjak i uvalija mi darove kroz prozor jer da je bija kontakt kontakta od kontakta pa za svaki slučaj...

- Pa čoviče, ne triba ti propusnica za doć mi do bora u kužinu, bar da popijemo čašicu u toplome.

- Ma kakvi, daj bićerin u dvor ili nikako – odlučan je bija.

- Vidiš da je vanka lipo, svi su ove godine okitili, a di su vama svićice – pod..aje me dok pije rakijicu.

Inače, skoro san i ja ove godine "udrila" iluminaciju, samo šta su lampice pograbili po trgovinama danima ranije. Biće ljudi imaju potrebu izać iz ove tmureži od raspoloženja. Kitili su pitare, boriće, čak i pitospore oko kuća. Ma ko bi se još zafrkava s produžnim kabelima, folijama... Nešto treba i zamišljat kao dok je šljašteće suknjice na ledu opisivala Milka Babović prije dolaska televizija u boji. Baš smo nekako u ovo doba gledali klizanje kao da je Liga prva. Eh, di su ti dani nestali?

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Ode nam i Milka Babović, ostaje nam sjećanje na šljokice i trostruke aksle o kojima više nitko nikada neće pričati kao ona. Iz 2020. treba trkom izać! Ufilmala san da moramo ostat zdravi i živi samo još do petka, a onda ćemo ka Hajduk ŽV. Crni ovogodišnji niz smrti ima šanse još samo nekoliko dana.

Stiglo nam je i cjepivo, jeeea! Capak je kao patak čak sjeo na prve pošiljke. Koje su pod strogim mjerama predostrožnosti stigle na tajnu adresu. Ne znam zašto je to bilo potrebno, kao da će neko ić krast cjepivo pa ga glavni epidemiolog tijelom brani.

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Znan da ne mogu doć na red za cjepivo tako skoro pa san se nabildala ove godine hranom za imunitet ka nikad, dovlačila san danima u pravilnim razmacima mesinu u frižider. A znan i da me od virusa neće spasit tuka nego medicinsko-stranačka vlast, ali i strategija da ne iden po dućanima zadnji dan kad će, mislila san, bit gužve i širenje aeorosola.

Mora da su svi mislili isto ka ja pa su se pravilno rasporedili i ove godine, prvi put od kad se derneči za Božić, kupovala sam mirno bez stresa. U jednom šoping centru bilo je mjesta za parkirat do mile volje. Odma na ulazu neki lik me "opra" dok sam ruke dezinficirala.

- Gospođo, nemojte to činit, to van je otrov! Virujte mi, pravi o - troov!

Možda on i nije lud kako izgleda, mislim, moraš malo zastat. Iz faktograf.hr neće pisat o ovome, kome da se obratim? Možda ovaj lik zna nešto šta ja ne znam, možda je korporacija u čijem vlasništvu je ovaj šoping centar umjesto dezinficijensa stavila neku prevaru? A možda ću poludit baš zato šta puno mislim da treba zadržat zdrav razum.

Za jedan lipi kruh u kvartovskoj samoposluzi san se dan ranije morala zapisat pa je na Badnjak bila prozivka ka u ambulanti.

- Uziniiić? Je, tu ste – našla me prodavačica na spisku.

- Mala bila peka, je li tako?

A nisam imala probleme ni s darovima. Ove godine svi su moji bližnji dobili tople bičve za po kući, pidžame i tute. Ja san dobila jednu tećicu, to je za oni višak hrane posli ručka jer sve češće nam ostaje. A tek ovih dana, ajme majko. Frižider jedva zatvaramo, a u njemu svih vrsta životinja. Stigla je panceta iz Slavonije, kobasice i patka od iznad Trogira, kokoš iz Pakova Sela, salama iz Hrvaca, teletina i juneća bržola za juvu ko zna odakle, jaja s nekog opegea, mast s farme crnih svinja ne znan ni koje, tegle kiseliša...

Samo treba pogledat na to i jasno je da će ljudska vrsta dobit još koji udarac od životinjske. Osveta "betmena" iz Kine samo je najava. Evo na primjer, ima li šta ljupkije od patkice? Recimo one šta klize po Jadru. Moraš bit zvijer ako se toga ne sjetiš dok joj kidaš vrat za juhu i jetricu za napunit je.

- Ajde, bogareti, ne zajebaji, šta ste mi fini vi gospoda iz grada – čujen prigovor prijateljice sa sela. U njih se klalo i tuklo, rezalo i šivalo, krv se vatala u maštil, sad se dimi ka u paklu. Fale in samo rogovi dok side oko komina. Kažu, dim će rastirat viruse.

Darivanje kroz prozor

- A ne mogu nan ni doć neznalice iz grada jer nemaju ausvajse, nikad nan nije bilo lipše – govori mi prijateljica Anđa Vlajna.

A vi'š, meni fali ljudi. Mi doma samo šta nismo počeli lajat i vrtit repom ka pas kad nan neko pozvoni na vrata. Doša mi je brat na Badnjak i uvalija mi darove kroz prozor jer da je bija kontakt kontakta od kontakta pa za svaki slučaj...

- Pa čoviče, ne triba ti propusnica za doć mi do bora u kužinu, bar da popijemo čašicu u toplome.

- Ma kakvi, daj bićerin u dvor ili nikako – odlučan je bija.

- Vidiš da je vanka lipo, svi su ove godine okitili, a di su vama svićice – pod..aje me dok pije rakijicu.

Inače, skoro san i ja ove godine "udrila" iluminaciju, samo šta su lampice pograbili po trgovinama danima ranije. Biće ljudi imaju potrebu izać iz ove tmureži od raspoloženja. Kitili su pitare, boriće, čak i pitospore oko kuća. Ma ko bi se još zafrkava s produžnim kabelima, folijama... Nešto treba i zamišljat kao dok je šljašteće suknjice na ledu opisivala Milka Babović prije dolaska televizija u boji. Baš smo nekako u ovo doba gledali klizanje kao da je Liga prva. Eh, di su ti dani nestali?

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Stiglo nam je cjepivo, jeeea! Znan da ne mogu brzo doć na red pa san se bildala hranom za imunitet ka nikad, dovlačila san danima mesinu u frižider

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27. prosinca 2020. - 23:34
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Ode nam i Milka Babović, ostaje nam sjećanje na šljokice i trostruke aksle o kojima više nitko nikada neće pričati kao ona. Iz 2020. treba trkom izać! Ufilmala san da moramo ostat zdravi i živi samo još do petka, a onda ćemo ka Hajduk ŽV. Crni ovogodišnji niz smrti ima šanse još samo nekoliko dana.

Stiglo nam je i cjepivo, jeeea! Capak je kao patak čak sjeo na prve pošiljke. Koje su pod strogim mjerama predostrožnosti stigle na tajnu adresu. Ne znam zašto je to bilo potrebno, kao da će neko ić krast cjepivo pa ga glavni epidemiolog tijelom brani.

Znan da ne mogu doć na red za cjepivo tako skoro pa san se nabildala ove godine hranom za imunitet ka nikad, dovlačila san danima u pravilnim razmacima mesinu u frižider. A znan i da me od virusa n...

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